SQUIRREL WANTED ON 8 COUNTS OF LARCENY.SUSPECT AT LARGE. LAST SEEN
WITH 2 MANGOES CONCEALED IN HIS CHEEKS
My mother is currently waging a battle against a 2 pound squirrel that has recently decided to make our backyard his home. At first relations between the two were fairly cordial but things started to fall apart after our squirrel friend began taking huge bites of our barely ripe mangoes forcing our mumz to pick the fruit well before it was ripe. To protect it from the squirrel. Of course.
Now that the mango season has been ruined by the squirrel war, said squirrel has recently been spotted on the cherry tree. This was a surprise attack, we didn't know that squirrels like cherries. But then again why wouldn't they? Cherries are delicious. My mother has retreated for the moment to re-assess her plan of attack. Never has the world known such a conflict.
My guess is there will be a war and it will be bloody. Squirrels bite don't they?
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